Streets of San Francisco, BEWARE.
Zorro is on the loose. The hatted-bandit escaped out of the painting in my living room in the form of a woman's body, along with a side-kick guitarrista. They were last spotted at an Ethiopian bar on Divisidero. There are even rumors that Zorro took shots of whiskey at a house party after that. The masked-woman disappeared into the sunrise, never to be found. We did find the guitarrista, boarding a plane for Nepal. Now, he is probably playing guitar on the top of Mount Everist. The painting is now lifeless and has been put up for sale on Craigslist.